Submission:

blackkatmagic:

I forgot how utterly hilarious it was to watch someone play the Naruto video game and now I have a slew of quotes that just sound like things overheard at a Konoha bar, if you want to hear them.

• “This is gonna work eventually damnit!”
• “You are a bitch ninja and I am a superior bitch ninja.”
• “Oh that doesn’t look healthy. For either of us.”
• “Just let me set you on fire!”
• “I’m not touching you, i’m not touching y-aCK.”
• “By the power of my legwarmers I will kick the shit out of you.”
• “Oh no the only thing I’m vulnerable to, actual martial arts.”
• “No no, I have to fuck you up. Cause you played that bullshit with Minato, so you’re going to pay.”
• “Is that a girl? No way. The Uchiha are all extremely girly men”
• “Doesn’t this happen to Kakashi like, all the time?”
• “‘There is no way to fight this genjutsu’ It’s called my fist to yo face style!”
• “All the best floor routines involve deadly force!”
• “And Hatake takes the gold!”
• “What’s it feel like to get reamed by a demon?” “Gee idk I wish I could tell you but I sure haven’t experienced it four times today.”