meilintheempressofdreams:

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

shitslytherinssay:

shitslytherinssay:

I don’t think for me. But I don’t post NSFW so hopefully they stay tf away from my account like they’re supposed to 😤😤😤

If anyone wants to support the petition against tumblr doing this to content creators, and apparently regular people who post peanut butter baby, fruit, drinking Starbucks too sexy, Adam driver in any situation, and plenty of other things…. here’s the link!

I had a doodle of myself sitting in a hospital chair flagged, and it pisses me off.

blackkatmagick:

My blog blackkatmagic is kaput and staff apparently have ceased to exist, so I’m starting over. Hi there! Blackkat from AO3, staking out another spot as the Titanic sinks. Let’s see how this goes. 

iesika:

wetwareproblem:

geekandmisandry:

reverseracism:

Wild Ride

Fatal Attraction (1987)

Fascist: I’m gonna chain myself here until you give me a platform!
Twitter: ✔️ Read 5:13 PM

She got tired and cold and asked the police to find some bolt cutters within a couple of hours

jumpingjacktrash:

the-real-seebs:

radioactivesupersonic:

squided:

operayawns:

therebloggening:

clock-heart:

one of my favorite things about the pokemon universe is how the humans are esp. the bad guys 

like mob boss giovonni can pull out a glock and waste my 10 y/o ass but he doesn’t he just accepts that i knocked out his cat and hands me money

I have my own theory that humans in the Pokemon world don’t even have a concept of direct violence. They settle all disputes through Pokemon battles, but also a human without pokemon is entirely helpless.  This might lend its self further to the notion that humans can’t venture outside of towns without bringing trained pokemon to protect them.  Like, can Pokemon world humans even throw a punch? I think the notion of humans ever directly using violence against one another without pokemon involved is something they can’t even think of.

In one of the movies ash just straight up clocks lucario

ash is innovative in a world where humans can’t punch

*steeples fingers* okay so I know this is a humorous fun joke but like…

Let’s think about this for a moment.

Mob Boss Giovanni probably has a gun. Given the level of technological development in pokemon’s universe it’s very unlikely that nobody invented gunpowder or ever thought to put it together into a weapon, or that Giovanni would procure one.

Let’s also assume the average ten-year-old bright-eyed pokemon trainer is not wearing a bulletproof vest, or has particularly impressive gun dodging abilities.

Giovanni shoots child, Giovanni probably dies immediately.

Why?

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… i had not considered the MAD implications of pokemon.

i mean, when you think about it, the only thing protecting that entire world from rampaging monsters is that the monsters really like to be friends with people.

dearltachi:

the subject line literally says “goodbye tumblr, hello wordpress” 

go to wordpress and import your tumblr blogs to save all your posts! google photos also gives you unlimited storage if you wanna save pics! xo