Particularly if you live in Texas, please vote, just for the schadenfreude. Can you even imagine if Texas goes blue. Can you even imagine Ted Cruz losing. I’m getting giddy just thinking about the conservative meltdown. There is literally zero path to the Presidency for Republicans that doesn’t include Texas. If they have to sweat bullets for the next forever thinking that Texas might be a left-leaning state… guys, this just sounds like a fun time.
Vote for Beto for the schadenfreude.
what it says
okay thats p cool
oooh big planets
the sun is friggin massive man
there are things bigger than the fRIGGIN SUN????
HOLY FLAMING CRAP BALLS THATS HUGE
SCIENCE IS SO RAD
GOSH DARN FRIGGIN SPACE MAN
OH MY FRIGGIN FRICK THIS FRACK IS SO FRICKIN AWESOME!!!!!!
Halloween count, a little late because I’m a nerd: Eighteen fucking elk (saw six two thirds of the way through and thought that would be it, but nooo, an entire herd was waiting next to the main road), six cats (not been a lot of cats lately), three cows (really short ones, they can’t have been taller at the shoulder than my boobs), two foxes (cute) and one dog (plus one that I heard but didn’t see). Bonus! Drunk guy laying in the middle of a side road. Asked him if he was okay, and he just flopped a hand around and said, “I’m awright!”
Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩
because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all
So, I’ve started a sideblog specifically for my artwork, and this is the first thing that I’m posting without having reblogged it from my other blogs – including old, deactivated ones.
Here we have a chibi Madara. And that’s it.
This is where all my art is going now! I’ll still reblog it on my main blog, but everything I’ve ever drawn and remembered to tag is at @notbugarts now.
Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.
So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess
… can i use that phrase irl?
Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age internet lingo like all the time.
Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you’re toss’d with. Chill already, you’re not valid.
You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. Heaven truly
knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk
backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too.
I love the idea of a vampire who’s language travels back in time as they get pissed.
I grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito
I found this Youtube channel run by a Japanese chef and it’s actually better than porn? First all all his cinematography is off the charts. Youtube videos have no business looking that good. Second of all, everything he makes looks SO TASTY, and he explains the recipes in such a simple, soothing, manner. Third off all, he does this all while his two adorable kitties watch??? Like… they are so intent on what hes doing but they never run around or hop on the counter???? He has a stool for them to sit on as he makes his recipes Im gunna die
Look at this and tell me it isnt the best thing on youtube
he and his (American) wife have a youtube vlogging channel all about being an international couple and they have thREE CATS THAT HE COOKS WITH
You should see the video where he restores a knife…
Incorrect, he has two cats he cooks with, Haku and Nagi. If Poki were permitted into the kitchen when Jun cooked, he would immediately throw himself into the pan, determined to eat whatever was in it.
Poki is my favorite cat. uwu
poki sounds like my cat jasper
how did he film such a lovely video by candlelight? i’m impressed! also it’s so restful, and he has beautiful hands, and the kitties are so cute. it made my morning. thank you for sharing.
Poki is actually in his newest video:
My terrible trash cat finally graduates to being in cooking videos ❤ Im so proud of him ❤