dragonmasque:

cryoverkiltmilk:

demonsanddogweeds:

not-a-space-alien:

I’ve seen a lot of people being silly about DnD talking about fucking your way into and out of bad situations but, if you look in the monster manual I think there’s strong support for the idea that half-orcs as a species are constantly horny

Orcs are constantly fucking and that’s why they have so many different types of half-orc offspring.  So if your character has orc blood it actually makes sense 

#There’s a whole chart actually on who can breed w/ who but also like#have you seen dragons also#because holy sh*T#dragons Can and Will f*ck anything

WHERE’S THE CHART?

A quick google search to a reddit page to a link to an image from, apparently, “The Book of Erotic Fantasy.”