I forgot how utterly hilarious it was to watch someone play the Naruto video game and now I have a slew of quotes that just sound like things overheard at a Konoha bar, if you want to hear them.
“This is gonna work eventually damnit!”
“You are a bitch ninja and I am a superior bitch ninja.”
“Oh that doesn’t look healthy. For either of us.”
“Just let me set you on fire!”
“I’m not touching you, i’m not touching y-aCK.”
“By the power of my legwarmers I will kick the shit out of you.”
“Oh no the only thing I’m vulnerable to, actual martial arts.”
“No no, I have to fuck you up. Cause you played that bullshit with Minato, so you’re going to pay.”
“Is that a girl? No way. The Uchiha are all extremely girly men”
“Doesn’t this happen to Kakashi like, all the time?”
“‘There is no way to fight this genjutsu’ It’s called my fist to yo face style!”
“All the best floor routines involve deadly force!”
“And Hatake takes the gold!”
“What’s it feel like to get reamed by a demon?” “Gee idk I wish I could tell you but I sure haven’t experienced it four times today.”
So, you’ve read everything blackkat has ever written and you want more? You’re in the right place. These babies aren’t in the top tier for kudos but they’re all really good.
Hatesex: Don’t lie to yourself, it’s why you’re here. I’m a sucker so these tend to devolve into happy endings, but here lies complexity, antagonism, and angst.
https://archiveofourown.org/series/814935 – Oh my god. The hate to complexity to love to… This is the least healthy madatobi on this list and I love it like burning.
Incomplete: Mixed bag of incomplete fics that are worth your time.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/14033244 – NSFW comic, incredibly expressive art, slow, realistic relationship build (even after they actually have sex!). Also priceless Hashirama! Check out the inspired by works at the end.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/14937335 – I’m weak for magical realism and this is magical realism done right. The poetic writing and sheer desire really make this one stand out.
Read at your own risk! These guys haven’t updated in years:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6821038 – WARNING: Will break your heart and is not complete. I have only read this fic one time because it ripped my heart out in the best possible way, but I can’t do the trauma again. Their dynamic is fascinating and painful and some lines stick in my head until this day.
They haven’t even talked in this fic but- no, wait stop running! Fascinating, well researched AU, with the hottest little bit of instinctive trust you will ever see.
AU: Because everyone needs a happy ending and we all know canon won’t provide.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8217830 – Technically incomplete, but a collection of soulmate one-shots. Read for epic snark, and definitely check out chapter 4.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7290157 – They don’t even kiss in this fic and it’s still one of my favorite MadaTobis on this list. Epic plot, fascinating dynamic, and gets a lot of mileage out of very few touches.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/14823921 – Not a lot of MadaTobi content, but more than made up for by mad scientist!Tobirama, team Tobirama bonding, and flaily!Madara.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/12456476 – Domestic! Flaily caretaker Madara! Modern magic! Obliviousness! What’s not to love? Also check out the other MadaTobi work in the series for some top tier pining.
Authors: These guys don’t really write to my taste, but enough people like them that it’d do a disservice to the fandom not to rec them. Check their stuff out!
im super excited for the next one u///u cant calm down aaaaaaaaaa
x3 Madara needs all the hugs! I’m so happy to see this, you have no idea! It’s gorgeous, and look at these awkward murder babies. I always love your Madara and Tobirama, especially together! (I can even see the bunny!)
just found out that the fourth great ninja war lasted literally 3 days. THREE days. 300 fucking episodes for a war that lasted three days. dont talk to me. i feel so betrayed
I mentioned I was reading Stormborn by @blackkatmagic after seeing a lot of people mention it under my Uzushio Naruto drawing and I’m like… years late to this fic, but I wanted to do some art for it because I was absolutely blown away by the story and was inspired ❤
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