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theotherwesley:

elodieunderglass:

epithanyrae:

k25ff:

unfuckthereallife:

thenatsdorf:

Female Royal Flycatcher (via)

@bagofbirds

@itsbenedict writes:

#that’s a *female*???#do flycatchers flip the usual plumage signaling behavior for birds #or do the males look even MORE outlandish

And the answer is that, depending on species, the males look about the same, just with different-coloured hats.

Observe.

@elodieunderglass

it’s important to have a good hat

GOOD HATS

SAMBA! TA-RA-RARA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA!

chronolith:

For those of us writing military-esque shit. A list of useful phrases and their translations.

catsbeaversandducks:

Kiko is getting into the Halloween spirit.

Video/caption by Leah Piercey

toolers:

I’ve been thinking about this quilt all week

A conversation with Louise Bourgeois in Incontrollable Beauty

princehess:

official-mugi:

A short manga about a cute assassin from Toshiya Wakabayashi, mangaka of Tsurezure Children

若林稔弥@最終12巻発売中 on Twitter

This is like the exact opposite of the Yakuza househusband manga

whitepeopletwitter:

One nation, indivisible

infinitrinx:

sweetsigyn:

I desperately want to see a scene with Thor and Loki where they have to remove all of their weapons. Thor puts down Mjolnir while we spend the next 5 minutes watching Loki remove most of his knives.

AND WE HAVE THAT TROPE where knives are definitely where they SHOULDNT be or IS LITERALLY PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BE. And with each passing blade the intimidating edges and intricate designs get scarier and scarier. And somehow THE KNIVES KEEP COMING????????? How??????

The how is that half of those knives aren’t real, just illusions that Loki cast cos the shit wanted to see the guard’s face when he pulled out a ridiculous number of weapons (he kept his real daggers, yes the smol ones, hidden on himself still.)

When he pulls out a knife during the meeting, the guard just gawks while everyone panics, “HOW THE HELL DO YOU STILL HAVE KNIVES WHAT THE FUCK??”

ladyjpotts:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

the-mad-prince-of-denmark:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

talisguy:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

andsomeampersands:

the-mad-prince-of-denmark:

Fun Fact Time:

Oscar Wilde had a lesbian niece

Yea

YEA

Her name was Dolly Wilde. She was the daughter of Oscar Wilde’s older brother, and was born about 3 months after he died. She worked as an ambulance driver during WW1 and spent most of her free time banging rich ladies. And guys. GUYS.

SHE

LOOKS

JUST LIKE

HER UNCLE

They both have That Face.

I’m so, so happy I know this now.

I would like everyone to know that she went around telling everyone that she was her uncle reincarnated. OK have a good day.

A M A Z I N G

Oh my God, Oscar Wilde and family had Resting Bitch Face.

😀

Resting Wilde Face

That “I’m a gay, Irish socialist in the Victorian era” face.

“Fuck everything about this world”

Side note: it wasn’t just the face. People who knew both Dolly and Oscar Wilde said that they sounded very similar and carried themselves in the same manor.

Both were pretty avid smokers. They both appreciated decadence. They both had very similar lovers.

Also, because history is insane, Dolly Wilde once hit on Zelda Fitzgerald, writer and wife of F. Scott Fitzgerald.

Dolly once said of herself, “I am more like Oscar than Oscar.” And honestly yea, I get why.

Oscar Wilde wasn’t done gaying up the place and came back as Dolly to gay up the ladies as well.

Victorian people: Oscar you must like ladies instead of men

Oscar: *Dies and comes back as Dolly flirting with all the ladies*

Victorian people: Wait no