billyjoelmutt:

weaponizedhorse:

justlookatthosesausages:

mystical-flute:

oraclesoul:

whitmerule:

egglorru:

immaplatypus:

“I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT PRECIPITATING”

“MY WHAT AN EYE THAT GASTON”

when i was a breeze i blew four dozen trees
every morning to strengthen my gales
and now that i’m grown i just raze them with ease,
so i’m seven times bigger than wales!

Just gonna leave this here… 

@pennyanddime

this is a masterpiece omg

The world is gonna end but we’ll be memeing to the last possible moment

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

“Man, I don’t want this thing, now…HEY, I WONDER IF THEY WANT IT! CATCH!

….

Shit. I don’t think they wanted it.”

sixpenceee:

Aerial photographer Robert B. Hass encountered a magical moment in Yucatan, Mexico when he looked down from his plane and realized that a bunch of flamingos were hanging out in the shape of a giant flamingo.