NOT GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN

bunjywunjy:

drgaellon:

alolandunsparce:

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Glass lizard = glass snake: legless lizards from the genera Dopasia (Asian glass lizards) and Ophisaurus (North American glass lizards) as well as the species

Ophisaurus koellikeri (Moroccan glass lizard) and

Pseudopus apodus (

sheltopusik or Pallas’ glass lizard). You can tell they’re lizards because they have external ear holes and movable eyelids. Some glass lizards have vestigial legs:

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But they don’t do anything!

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Slowworm = blindworm: genus of lizard closely related to glass lizards, but no one calls them glass lizards. Similar in most ways to glass lizards.

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Worm lizards = Amphisbaenia: a clade of legless reptiles consisting of 6 families that are neither lizards nor snakes, though they are more closely related to lizards. They like to SCREAM. They can usually be identified by their ring shaped scales, a trait that has resulted in their common name of ‘worm lizards.’ Some worm lizards have vestigial legs, but all known species with this trait are contained in the genus Bipes:

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Like this fine fellow.

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Snake-lizards = 

flap-footed lizards: legless lizards of the family Pygopodidae. These lizards are natives of Australia, and as such, are upside down. All Pygopodidae have vestigial hind legs. They’re a type of gecko!

NONE OF THESE BOYS ARE SNAKES

There are a lot of other kinds of legless lizards, but these are the most common/well known.

@bunjywunjy

reptiles deliberately misplace their limbs at the first opportunity, I see

genjiman-shitmada:

heroes-never-aaaugh:

ima-fuckingt4ble:

hammerhead918:

ladimcbeth:

rgr-pop:

psychosomatic86:

tristikov:

eriderp-ampora:

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

Always reblog peent.

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

omg!! omg

Forever reblog.

I will forever reblog

peep

wenk

weent

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

fallintolife:

I feel like my roommates are probably aliens and I’m teaching them how humans eat with my grocery choices

when I first moved in the fridge had like… water in it. and some mustard. definitely people things but ???

and then I bought a bigass jar of peanut butter and two days later… another jar of peanut butter appears. same size, same brand. uh.

I buy a box of cereal. more cereal appears.

I buy lactaid. silk soymilk appears.

I bought a jar of freakin’ mayo and a different mayo of the same size appeared in the fridge.

one day these aliens are going to find out that I’m allergic to most common foods, and boy are they gonna be mad

“this isn’t how humans eat?? was ours broken????”