novatite:

magicandheart:

mymywhataninterestingsight:

dangerdorrendoesstuff:

forlornraven:

mezvii:

maxseidel:

dragonscanbeplantstoo:

starlitesymphony:

katekarl:

lady-redshield-writes:

theguildedtypewriter:

nicholewrites:

byjillianmaria:

tlbodine:

hundredyearspublishing:

The worse the explanation, the better.

You’re maybe being held prisoner in a house full of werewolves but mostly they just want love and acceptance

Local girl should have probably just stayed home.

Philosophy professor is unbothered by discovery of vampires but worried about everything else.

Alcoholic demon thinks dying his hair will solve all his problems and it kinda does.

Empty suit of armor tries to stab a ghost.

Menagerie of mistakes goes on a roadtrip because someone pissed off the Fae

Dork, Sadness McTragedy, and Angry-Punchy-but-Tries steal a dilapidated starship and rudely interrupt a rebel uprising

Unstable college student thinks it’s a good idea to shack up with a sociopath. He no longer sleeps but his grades improve.

Local woman attempts to be edgy, is seduced to the light side by smiling dork

Assassin decides not to do her job. It works … kinda.

Grumpy half-vampire boy gathers the courage to kill his abusive master. 

or for book two … group of teenage superhuman vampire hunters are entered in a vampire-killing tournament that could change their lives drastically, assuming they survive. 

gay gods break up and create a disbalance within the universe and indirectly wreak total havoc. hijinks ensue.

An unbeliever against gods

Two gays try to break a curse so they can finally be extra gay.

Following a couple cats causes an actual war

The villain gets therapy and a boyfriend, but it turns out he has a demon in his house.